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THE NEWSPAPER OF THE AMERICAN SCHOOL IN JAPAN
Tokyo, May 15, 1961


I Was A Teenage Ice Cream Maniac
By Tim Hirabayashi ('61)

It all started when I found myself with an extra ¥25 in my pocket. I bought a vanilla ice cream and ate it. It was good and it made me feel a little high. A couple of days later just for "kicks" I bought another ice cream — vanilla again.

Boy! This was really living! The next day I found myself wanting ice cream again, but this time it was chocolate. I ate it and gad! This had more punch to it than vanilla.

By this time I knew I was really on the stuff. The following day they had maple! The day following that, there was peach, then strawberry. I found nothing could satisfy my craving except ice cream. I would buy three or four at a time. Even when a new rule allowing me to buy only one ice cream came into effect, I still went on eating several. I had small boys go in and buy them for me.

I was going mad one day just thinking about ice cream when I noticed the menu said "ice cream — FRUITY …!" I quickly bought one and took one lick. Wow! This was the big time thing. I had to have more. Then Mr. Roberts found out about me and wouldn't allow me ice cream the next day. I pleaded with him until I went into shock. When I woke up I found myself in a padded cell. I stayed for three months without ice cream until I broke the habit.

But just yesterday I discovered that if you take a peanut butter and a jelly sandwich and put them together, you really have a combination. It was so good and gave the lift I needed that I think I'll try it again today.

[We have been trying to locate Tim Hirabayashi. From extensive correspondence with the school under the Freedom of Information Act we were able to obtain the following note in Tim's student file placed there by Mr. Roberts: "We have found it necessary to return Tim to the treatment facility.  This relapse (the peanut butter & jelly fiasco) is especially disturbing as we thought that Tim had fully recovered. This setback will require a  more rigorous treatment regimen."  Did Mandated Federal Sentencing Guidelines exist in 1961? Anyway, we are scouring all the treatment facilities.]