Columbus, Ohio. April, 2001
By: Robert Leimena

We were all impressed, right? The two of them. Sophisticated, one living in NYC and the other in Columbus, OH. Founder of this and that, doctorate in who knows what (I can't even spell it), etc., etc.

You want the real scoop about this sophistication business? Well, here it is. This is what they really do. No, no - these are not doctored photos from the National Enquirer. The rose ... the rose? I don't even want to get into that.

Mr. Roberts where are you when we need you to patrol those halls and corridors for truants and wayward individuals. Also, while you're at it Mr. Roberts, please examine their ASIJ diplomas closely. I think they're forgeries, copied for them at a printing joint in Shinjuku by George Nitta.